"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
It just doesn’t
Nobody won this day
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST
Umm… This seat was kind of taken…
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.
|—||Neil Gaiman (via kushandwizdom)|
WHEN I START TO DIET BUT THEN REMEMBER I JUST LOVE FOOD TOO MUCH